"Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words."
- friend: do you want to hang out?
- me: i have to ask my mom
- me: *doesn't ask mom*
- me: she said no
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”